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Post by "Pop" Stran on Nov 21, 2004 10:32:13 GMT -5
...at the latest Redneck Olympics
- Doves released during opening ceremonies are promptly shot by the crowd and sold as concession snacks.
- In an amazing coincidence, every proposed Olympic venue turns out to be owned by the Governor.
- The big event is the 100m Sisterchase.
- Instead of shooting at boring targets, archers take aim at muskrats and ATF agents.
- Urine drug test transformed into the new "Distance Pissin Competition."
- Olympic Village replaced with Olympic Trailer Park.
- Awards of gold, silver and bronze medals replaced by more coveted awards of gold, silver, and bronze teeth.
- Opening Ceremony is a Skynyrd tape and a trunk full of bottle rockets.
- Hometown favorites falter in gymnastics competitions due to all them extra toes.
- Two words: Billy Bobsledding.
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