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Post by "Pop" Stran on Dec 7, 2004 1:29:24 GMT -5
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said: ...You wear briefs, don't you? _________________________
She said: What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said: ... It's not my fault...I ran out of money. ____________________________
He said: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said: ...Well, you succeeded. ______________________
On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not." ____________________
Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.' She said: ...'Who's gonna look?' ____________________
He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said: ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror. ____________________________
He said: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said: ...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. .......
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