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Post by "Pop" Stran on Aug 1, 2003 17:57:50 GMT -5
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. ------------------------------------------------
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -------------------------------------------
Horn broken, watch for finger. -------------------------------------------
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. --------------------------------------------
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. ---------------------------------------------
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply. ----------------------------------------------
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. -----------------------------------------------
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an ass. -------------------------------------------------
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. -----------------------------------------------
Hang up and drive. ------------------------------
Lord save me from your followers. --------------------------------
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
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