Post by "Pop" Stran on Aug 1, 2003 17:59:31 GMT -5
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
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I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... until you can find a rock.
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Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
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Very funny Scotty...now beam down my clothes!
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Statistically, 100% of all divorces began with a marriage.
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Why do men die before their wives? Cause they
want to.
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.
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I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
...................
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
...................
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
.................
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... until you can find a rock.
...................
Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
....................
Very funny Scotty...now beam down my clothes!
...................
Statistically, 100% of all divorces began with a marriage.
....................
Why do men die before their wives? Cause they
want to.
..................
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.