Post by "Pop" Stran on Feb 4, 2004 18:50:54 GMT -5
One of my favorite sections of the local paper is the "Dumb Criminals" feature, and I would appreciate your posts here from local stories.
Thanx in advance,
JB.
in the meantime, here's a few ways to say that someone is Not Too Bright:
> A few tacos short of a combo plate...
> Snuck into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking...
> Fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down...
> Lights are on, but noone is home...
> Doesn't have both oars in the water...
> Got an IQ of 3, but it takes 5 to grunt...
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Be well,
JB.
Thanx in advance,
JB.
in the meantime, here's a few ways to say that someone is Not Too Bright:
> A few tacos short of a combo plate...
> Snuck into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking...
> Fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down...
> Lights are on, but noone is home...
> Doesn't have both oars in the water...
> Got an IQ of 3, but it takes 5 to grunt...
...............................
Please add your favorites in a reply!
Be well,
JB.