Corporate Secrets, part 2

["Pop" Stran]

This series of emails was intercepted by a friend who was hired to secure the private accounts of a corporate CEO.
SAM was given exclusive access to this apparent "inside joke" set of messages. >JB<

You're curious, we know...What do the guys at the top of the largest companies really think..?


2: Laws? What laws?

C'mon you whiney little buying machines, get with it;
Murder in the name of progress ain't murder, and who would know better than us?

One of the benefits of employing more corporate attorneys than any dozen smaller companies is the security of infallability.
We are NOT accountable.
For you working-class cattle, that means it's not our fault.
Sure, we're occasionally liable...
How else would all these lawyers earn their fees?

One of the benefits of having lobbyists with the deepest pockets is the security of limited liability
...if any at all.

Take the recent legislation for example:

Senate votes of 72-26 in favor of stopping class-action suits against us is the first solid step toward the legal Kevlar we've been building all along.
This new bill removes all class-actions from the state level where we have too little control, and drops them into our backyard, the federal system.

Here's my favorite quote by a crybaby senator from NY name Hilary, who voted against our bill...
Clinton called it "an extremely blunt instrument that I believe will result in justice delayed and justice denied for many Americans."

Justice denied...God, I love the sound of that.
Like I said...Legal Kevlar.

Don't you worry; This legislation will pass the House...I'm sure they'll process it faster than our last campaign contribution.
Seriously: When we start our Washington bulls on a stampede, few can get out of the way fast enough. They join the herd, or die trying to stand against it.

We will soon have the undeniable right to kill a lot more of our customers, and there ain't a d**n thing you can do about it.

...and by the way; As long as we're the ones who are really making the laws in this country, I want to start seeing our corporate logos on those hearses you haul our dead customers around in, OK?