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Post by "Pop" Stran on Jan 30, 2005 22:24:37 GMT -5
"The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it." -Ann Bancroft
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"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." -Benjamin Franklin
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"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield
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"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." -Milton Berle
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; That is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -Mark Twain
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"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance." -Edward Flaherty
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"Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing." -Engineer's Motto
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"In the republic of mediocrity, genius is dangerous." -Robert G. Ingersoll
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"I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are just details." -Albert Einstein
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