The Kids aren't Alright...

["Pop" Stran]

Consumer Product Recalls for this week are as follows:

• GE Built-In Dishwashers
They can overheat and start a fire.

• Microsoft Xbox Power Cord
It can overheat and start a fire.

• Target Merona Women's Boots
No, they won't overheat but the heel can come off.

• HIS International Denim Jumper Sets
The buttons on these jumper sets sold at Kmart may contain excessive lead.

• Toyota Tacoma Parking Brake
It may not work.

• Maui Ocean Center Toddler Cups
Petroleum distillate can get into the cup.

• Spartan Sports Electric Scooters
The handlebar can come off.

• Kolpin Youth ATV
Problems with the tie rods.

• Cannondale Bicycle Suspension Seat Posts
They can collapse.

• Dollar General Dive Sticks
They can cause impalement injuries.

• Emmpak Ground Beef
It may be contaminated with -- are you ready? -- hydraulic fluid.

• Sea Gull Ceiling Light Fixtures
They can fall down.

• Brave Products Log Splitters
You have to be really brave to use this thing.

• Wal-Mart Rocker Infant Toy
Small parts present a choking hazard.

• Beeswax Rope Candle
It's hard to explain but ... don't light it.

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I'm Sorry But The Parking Brake Is Funny. I've Known About The Xbox One As For Me And My Friends Have Them And We've Made That Recall Useful ~LOL~