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Post by "Pop" Stran on Aug 1, 2003 17:52:14 GMT -5
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. ............
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. ............
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring. ............
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter. ..............
What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop. ..............
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket. ...........
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "OH, LOOK! Donut seeds!" ................
Two blondes were standing on opposite sides of a river. The first blonde yells to the second one "How do I get to the other side?".
The second blonde yells back "Duh! You already are on the other side!"
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Post by "Pop" Stran on Aug 18, 2003 18:07:29 GMT -5
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Post by "Pop" Stran on Dec 7, 2004 1:19:29 GMT -5
One day a blond was crying her eyes out, a neighbor came over and tried to comfort her.
When the blond finally calmed down, the neighbor asked, "What is the matter?" "My mother died." the blond sobbed.
The next day the blond was once again crying hard. The same neighbor again tried to comfort her.
"So, why are you crying today?" she asks.
The blond wiped her eyes and sobbed, "I just called my sister, and her mother died too!"
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