He Said - She Said

["Pop" Stran]

He said:
I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said:
...You wear briefs, don't you?
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She said:
What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said:
... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
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He said:
Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you in the worst way.
She said:
...Well, you succeeded.
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On wall in ladies room:
"My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it:
"I do not."
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Priest:
'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said:
...'Who's gonna look?'
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He said:
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said:
...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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He said:
Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said:
...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
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