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Post by "Pop" Stran on Dec 7, 2004 1:47:08 GMT -5
What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. ...........
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage. .........
Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price. ...........
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it. ...........
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them. ...............
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible. ..............
What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?" ...................
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. ....................
Why is the brunette considered an evil color? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
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